Face, MyBody - After taking the entire Right Cheek and East Jawline regions and steadily encroaching on the outskirts of Tongue, the Bottom Wisdom Tooth forces set fire to the entire Right Face area early this afternoon. Our war correspondent, Right Hand, is reporting that the fire is spreading rapidly, moving as far north as Forehead with offshoots reaching west toward the Left Jawline region as well.
Brain forces have (finally) acknowledged the rebellion as a serious threat, and both battalions of the Finger army have been enlisted to procure emergency dental services from allies Insurance and Internet. Rumors are circulating that even though relations are uneasy between Brain and Phone, Phone's services will be requested to rendevous with dental staff once the appropriate contacts have been obtained.
More information will be provided on this situation as it develops.
UPDATE: After several failed attempts to find a dentist that works past 2 pm on Fridays, an appointment was finally secured for 12:30 on Saturday. Special Forces teams (code name: A.N.T.I.B.I.O.T.I.C.S.) are expected to launch a counterattack late tomorrow afternoon. In the interim, firefighters from the Acetaminophen division have been dispatched to control the spread and intensity of the blaze.
Posted by Joy at August 5, 2005 02:01 PMIt's about freaking time.
Posted by: Rob on August 5, 2005 02:51 PM
So... I find it a little um... *quirky* that you (Joy and Rob) choose to communicate through comments on a blog. How very techno-saavy!
Posted by: Frazier on August 5, 2005 04:17 PM
*blush* hee..."quirky", "geeky"...whichever. :) We only really do it when we're at work, though. And believe me, I have heard plenty in person about how I just needed to call the damn dentist already.
Posted by: joy on August 5, 2005 06:29 PM