Eyebrows have been waxed.
Legs have been shaved.
Nails have been faked.
Lipstick has been purchased.
Updo has been scheduled.
Binding undergarments have been acquired.
Ears have been forcibly repierced.*
19 flexpoints are at my disposal.
I am officially ready for the company holiday party, people. If I can find the picture from last year (the one that triggered my "Man, I really AM a fat-ass" epiphany, and that is partially responsible for this site's existence), I will post that one and this year's here tomorrow. If I can't find that one, I'll just post the new one. We're going to be bee-youtiful.
*I've had my ears pierced since I was 7, but I only wear jewelry (other than the engagement ring) about twice a year. The ears invariably seal up between wearings, and I have to force earrings through. Ow.
Posted by Joy at December 5, 2003 01:49 PM