what the...?

that cannot be right. That CAN. NOT. BE. RIGHT. 194.5? Nude? First thing in the morning? Yesterday, it was 191. What the fuck?

Weigh in day is not a good day to be doing this to me, body. You've got 1 hour to straighten up and fly right...

UPDATE: Okay, I must be rational about this (after trying to walk it off for nearly 4 miles, taking a shower, and making a pot of coffee). There is no way that I gained 3.5 lbs of fat overnight. Looking at my body, it looks like bloat. Considering that I ate a carb-o-riffic burrito at lunch yesterday, and a casserole at 7 pm last night, that's not terribly surprising.

If I wait until the 10 am meeting, maybe I can shed some of it. Anyone know of a way to shed 2 lbs. of bloat in a little over an hour?

Dammit. I'm tellin' ya...nothing but meat and salads next Friday.