Okay...deep breaths... In through the nose, out through the mouth... Try to stay calm...
I gained last week?! I GAINED???
okay--enough is enough. There's gotta be something wrong with my methods here. Either it's my methods or my math, but either way my body is totally disappointing me right now. I don't know what to do.
So in the absence of a real, healthy, sensible plan, I'm going for what worked before. 9400 calories this week. I'm sick of this roller coaster shit.
Total calories this week: 12770.6
(guess I didn't stick to the plan very well, huh?)
Total vitamins - 7!
WEDNESDAY
vitamin - yes
coffee: 70
big-ass Chipotle burrito: 750
diet coke
zingers (shut it): 480
Wendy's spring mix salad: 450
70 + 750 + 480 + 450 = 1750 (would have been fine if not for those freakin' zingers. Moment of weakness.)
THURSDAY
vitamin - yes
coffee: 70
wings & fries: 645
celery
bleu cheese dressing: 75
iced tea
reese's fast break: 360
spinach salad with tuna: 210
jello: 10
.5L water
70 + 720 + 360 + 220 = 1370
FRIDAY
vitamin - yes
coffee: 70
skinny cow ice cream: 130
quarter pounder, no onions:530
diet coke
(bastards forgot our fries. I was so looking forward to those.)
2 jello: 20
2 slices pizza: 380
spinach salad with tuna: 210
200 + 530 + 20 + 590 = 1340
SATURDAY
vitamin - yes
IHOP, super huge breakfast: 1000
Milk: 150
spinach salad w/tuna: 210
breadstick: 90
taco bell taco supreme: 220
1150 + 520 = 1670
SUNDAY
vitamin - yes
doughnut: 300
hamburger: 400
chips: 150
diet coke
quarter pounder: 530
fries: 540
coke: 50 (didn't drink much)
fried chicken: 300
cinnamon apples: 100
chips: 100
salsa: 30
300 + 550 + 1070 + 530 = 2450
MONDAY
vitamin - yes
raisin bran w/milk: 400
coffee: 70
wings & fries: 645
celery
bleu cheese dressing: 75
iced tea
ice cream: 450
I wasn't going to eat anything else, and then I totally lost my mind.
mac & cheese: 600
cadbury caramel egg: 190
470 + 720 + 450 + 790 = 2430
TUESDAY
vitamin - yes
caramel egg: 190 (damn you, Cadbury...damn you to HELL!)
whatacatch: 813.6 (I swear, that number was listed on Whataburger's website)
small fry: 257
diet coke
almond joy: 220
spinach salad w/dried cherries and almonds, italian dressing: 180
mac & cheese: 100
190 + 1070.6 + 220 + 280 = 1760.6